Anyway boys get chicks with their muscle cars, like Darren’s 1968 Cougar shown here.

Sexy like a Stang, Fab like a Firebird, but we look at the steel dashboard and think ‘head-on-collision?’

She purrs like a kitten and gets at least 10 miles to the gallon. Darren bought the car from Anyway photographer and good pal David Buttigieg, who buys lemons at auction and deftly gussies them up for sale. This Cougar has lit itself on fire (which sent D screaming ‘like a girl’ from the rig), been towed a couple times, ticketed daily and has had all the rusted-out floorboards redone by a Polish welder in billyberg allegedly with old stop signs. Darren still loves it. At least today…